
Between mortars and pestles
Which cause the loudest whistles?
One will say both
But I will say the pestles
II
Pestles work the hardest
Hitting from the farthest
They also spoil the fastest
As mortars face more pestles
III
You can pound
Yes, just try to hound
Yes, just do your best
To get your pound of flesh
IV
I know when mortars look
You’re called to book
You stand erect
Wanting to go back and forth
V
If there is a decline
There is a whine
As the whiskers turn blue
To bounce pain around
V
So move, touch, look and feel
Just make sure your hopes are real
Like a time bomb your head sits
To work hard, get some or get none and explode
Kwah, kwah kwah kwah kwah kwah
I laugh like a leopardess
Amoafowaa Sefa Cecilia (c) 2015
13 replies on “BLUE BALLS (ADULT POETRY)”
haha! it hurts?! well, sugar pie. I bet it doesn’t even begin to hurt like childbirth..or pelvic annuals…or cramps…or dryness!
This condition must be caused by men who are afraid of themselves. LMBO! 🙂
this reminds me of the boys who are taught to tinkle without holding themselves. their hips must aim directly into the bowl and they must rotate in the direction needed to avoid spillage. dang, I ‘m glad I don’t have to clean up after those. Males make a mess! I wish they’d all learn to just SIT!! 🙂
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Haha! Step! True, we suffer more. But their sitting? I’m not sure eyes will allow them.
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I don’t get it. Could you be more explicit? Are you looking at something masculine from a feminine point of view?
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Yes. How men suffer more in you know…
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As much as I personally dislike blue balls, I enjoyed reading this. 😀 Your erotica is very well written, Cecilia!
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Thank you dear Rob. Blessings. But why do you dislike it? Is it as painful as they say?
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Yes, very uncomfortable to reach that stage and then, well, have no resolution. Perhaps I shall write about it on my next tidbit entry. 😀
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Would love to read it.
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I will write about it in the new tidbit section. Email me at robsvpub@gmail for the password. 🙂
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KK.
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Sent. 🙂
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In. 🙂
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😀
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