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EBOLA’S RELIEF TO BATS AND BUSH ANIMALS

For years, AIDS and malaria have ruled. They ruled in shaking the very existence of mankind. But their reign has been elevated to the background by Almighty Ebola. Its swiftness in eating away the human in days has hearts shivering in West Africa and the world at large. Humans may be crying but bats and bush animals are jubilating in the forest because they have eventually attained their freedom from mouths and tongues of the human race.

The king of the forest meat, Mr. Antelope accompanied by some Rats toured the human arena and were appalled at the number of humans who took to their heels. This made the PRO; Bat, call for a press conference to declare the victory of the bush race and to thank Almighty Ebola for helping in this great victory.

“One man’s meat is another man’s poison” He said. “That the humans are suffering is not our concern because it has made us free.” He added. He announced that those animals who cannot enjoy the sun because of fear of their lives should now freely do so. Even if they want to tan their skin on a human chair, their presence will make the humans flee to allow them the usage of the comfortable things humans are used to, thanks to Ebola.

Bat shared his personal experience of a Kwahuman trying to make him a hoarder of pepper soup in order to grease his mouth. He announced that Kwahu will be their headquarters until further notice.

Need I mention that fishes on the other hand are wailing because their demand is now high in West Africa?

Amoafowaa Sefa Cecilia (c)2014.

Writer’s comment: No matter how difficult the situation, humans must entertain themselves to move on.

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2 replies on “EBOLA’S RELIEF TO BATS AND BUSH ANIMALS”

I feel sorry for all the men, woman and children that have died or suffered from this disease. People being locked in areas with those that are infected with Ebola with no access to food and water muchless medical care. …I am appauled how long it has taken for the world to respond with medical help. I do no trust all these untested aides vaccine in one report it was said 1000 different vaccines for Ebola. I worry that the virus could mutate into something worse because they use people as human guinea pigs.
Honey

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