If you see a cranky old Asante
Think no further;
He’s been denied “fufu” for days
If you see a cranky old Northerner
Think no further;
His smoking “pito” has been stolen by the kids
If you see a cranky Ewe,
Think no further;
He’s been denied :akple”, hot pepper and keta school boys for days
If you see a cranky Fante
Think no further;
He’s eaten “etiw” with only few fishes
When you see a cranky Ga
Think no further;
He got no “kenkey” and slept on his own porch
Please, let me run before they get on my case
Amoafowaa Sefa Cecilia (c) 2014