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THE ENGLISH GURU (FOR FUN)

Prease and prease

Neber tink you can be my feer

I am way higher than you are

I have a dokuter in Fisiology

And a masiter in Engrish Language

You will neber be my size

I can speak huhudious brofo

“Lackronological aracraty of sosophisical improloggy”

Meaning for lack of a brain the pipple pelish

“Contor de contor, branbila co branbilla”

Meaning do it anyhaw and you will end up anyhaw

“Crossiput Amadehuligand Compultumisim”

Meaning you must closs over to computa age

Now who is my size in the Engrish?

I am not a hypoclite

So I don’t speak my home language

For feer I will forget Engrish

Engrish, Engrish

I am the Engrish Gulu.

     Amoafowaa Sefa Cecilia © 2014.

 

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By amoafowaa

Just a simple Ghanaian trying to find the best in our society. I may be fun, I may be interesting, I may be funny, I may even be foolish or intelligent, but it is all based on the mood in which you find yourself. I believe our minds make us who we are. Know that, pain, no matter its 'unbearability', is transient. Unburden or delight yourself for a while in my writings please. And all corrections, advice and opinions are welcome. Know that you are the king, queen or royal on this blog. :)

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